COME ON IN, COMRADE, THE WATER’S FINE
Welcome to Hot Gulag Summer. Welcome to the “New Normal.” Welcome to Paradise.
We understand the importance of looking great as America languishes in decadence and decline. That’s why we created Gulag Swag.
Gulag Swag creates premium attire and accessories for the discerning American gulag prisoner. You'll love how our iconic, comfortable Hot Gulag Summer apparel keeps you looking and feeling like a million bucks in the regime’s re-education camps. You might as well look like a chad on your work detail, comrade!
WHY YOU NEED GULAG SWAG
Our exclusive, soft, 100% cotton Hot Gulag Summer t-shirts and tank tops are comfortable and flattering.
You can also stock up on mugs, tote bags, beach towels, and our new $5 stickers.
But there’s another important mission behind Gulag Swag:
Wearing Hot Gulag Summer gear is a subversive and hilarious way to mock and protest our current totalitarian regime.
Wearing your Gulag Swag:
• Shows them you aren’t scared of their pathetic attempts to silence us.
• Lets them know they’re attempts to re-educate you have failed miserably.
• Provides much needed fellowship and solidarity with like-minded comrades. Who knows, they might be your future cell mates!
Still not convinced? Then remember: He who has the most fun wins. When you hit the gym or the beach or the party in your Hot Gulag Summer gear, you are 100% guaranteed to have more fun than the Regime legally allows!
Join the movement. Protest the Regime. Wear your Gulag Swag with pride!